I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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