Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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