just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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