that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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