So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
