I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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