Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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