That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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