thus making me awesome and them whores
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Floor bacon is actually really good
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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