I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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