Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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