No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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