took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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