yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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