Are we in a gay sports bar?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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