It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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