just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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