is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
