Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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