Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He has the fingertips of a God
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