she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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