Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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