Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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