it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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