question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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