i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
that's an acceptable place to lick
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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