I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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