Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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