If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My vagina is officially offended.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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