We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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