sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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