Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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