I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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