You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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