Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
