Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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