D3 body, D1 cock
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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