we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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