All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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