Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Sorry about my life...
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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