Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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