Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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