I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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