At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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