I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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