I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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