they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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