I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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