I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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