No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
the day after is always just damage control
Hippo gnu deer
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Houston, we have a blender
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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