shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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