I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
