On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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