I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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