I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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