Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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